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2024-04-11

: list of things I own in Colorado

I have a blue string bag given to me by [...] with WARREN WARRIORS written on
the front. I take it to work. In it is
- a Nook (1st generation) reader
- 3 name tags, one of which with my name on it, the other two blank
- my work visor, apron, and shirt, which has another name tag on it
- a paint scraper
- sunglasses
- a bottle of probably 500 200mg caffeine pills (enough to kill 250 people, in
  case you're wondering what the DEA would think about that)
- my uncashed Colorado state tax return check
- an eggs goldenrod recipe (which I owe a co-worker)
- a small bottle of ibuprofen
- a tin with antibacterial ointment and half a dozen Band-Aids
- a sewing kit (length of paracord, chalk, needle, thread) in a plastic bag
- my Hydroflask (beat to utter shit)

Next is my backpack, an Osprey Farpoint 40L which is the biggest carry-on I
could have on a Greyhound and has served me well in the almost-year I've had
it. In it is
- a lighter
- nail clippers
- a compass
- 8 IKEA pencils
- a very warm beanie
- a Quansheng UV-K6 with retractible antenna and programming cable
- a Searick MP3 player (which I should give back to the former owner)
- an iPhone 6 Plus
- an iPhone 4 (jailbroken)
- a DC5525 plug, alligator clips cable
- a DC5525 plug-plug cable
- a very damaged Geiger counter, sans Geiger tube
- 3 black bandannas
- a bra
- pink-and-white striped thigh-highs
- one unmatched Kinco Frost Breaker glove
- another bra
- a pair of wool socks
- a pair of underwear
- an unmatched sock
- two more pairs of underwear
- a pair of shorts
- a pair of socks
- an unfinished letter (maybe from December or January?):
  [toki][a]
  [nasin][En][Musi][Ale], [mi][jo][e][kala][pona][tawa][mi]: [kala][suli].
  [lon][moku][unintelligible][mije][jo][e][unintelligible]. [jan][mute][li]
  [moku][e][ona]. [unintelligible][li][ike][mute][li][ike][mute][tawa][mi].
  [mi][sona][e][ni]: [mi][olin][e][kala][suli][la][jan][ante][li][olin][e]
  [kala][suli][la][jan][mute][ala][li][moku][e][kala][suli][la][kala][suli][li]
  [moli][ala]. [kala][suli][li][moli][ala][la][mi][li][pilin pona]. [mi][wile]
  [e][unintelligible]. [kala][suli][li][suwi][tawa][mi]. [mi][lukin][ala][e]
  [ona]. [unintelligible][li][unintelligible][ala][e][ante][tawa][mi]. [kala]
  [suli][li][suwi][tawa][mi]. [mi][wile][ni]: [jan][ale][li][moli][ala][e]
  [soweli][ale][e][kala][ale][e][akesi][ale]. [mi][olin][e][soweli][ale][e]
	[kala][ale][e][akesi][ale][e][kala][utala].
  [unintelligible][olin][mute][la][tan][soweli][san]
- a folder full of working papers and bank statements
- a first aid kit in a plastic bag:
  - CVS pain-free wrapping
  - gauze and naloxone in another plastic bag
  - 4 travel canisters of baby powder
  - a bottle of spray Aquaphor
  - a Gameboy cartridge case with a condom in it
  - a roll of climber's tape
  - a tube of toothpaste
  - a tube of antibiotic ointment, with acetaminophen
  - a packet of 2 acetaminophen tablets
  - two packs of razor blades
  - a sunscreen stick
  - a bottle of acetaminophen
- a small vial with a Nook (1st generation) speaker detached from the
  mainboard, and a plastic piece that came off with it
- a prescription bottle (labelless) with a blunt in it
- a prescription bottle (labelless) with aspirin powder in it
- Franz Kafka, the Beanie Baby kiwi (a flightless bird)
- a rainbow (red, orange, yellow, blue) sweatband
- a Sony Discman (untested) with the Zelda 25th anniversary special orchestra
  CD in it
- a Searick lanyard
- a canister of Dr. Martens Wonder Balsam
- a choker given to me by the lead singer of Stalk at Squashed Warehouse last
  summer
- another pair of underwear
- the matching sock
- a flashlight/lantern/power bank
- a $20 preloaded debit card, paid in cash anonymously
- a USB-C plug-plug cable
- a 3.5mm TRRS plug-plug cable
- two pocket notebooks, one empty
- the toki pona cheat sheet, printed and folded to be pocket sized
- a pocket dhammapada
- a pocket cleaning cloth
- a spool of thread
- a bottle of black nail polish
- a tube of carmex
- a deck of cards
- a bag full of cables
- a bag full of bags
- my prescriptions (estrogen and spironolactone) and multivitamins
- a pill organizer, that also has diphenhydramine in case I need it
- my important documents

Next is my sleeping bag bag (the bag that holds my sleeping bag; at one point I
knew the domain-specific term for this, but now I don't) which contains
- a bivy
- a sleeping bag

And after that is a box I have for excess storage, as I've basically had
permanent residence for nearly six months now and have accumulated some extra
things and moved some things out of my backpack. It has
- about two square meters of black fabric I purchased at Wal Mart
- two wool t-shirts
- a small hand towel
- an unmatched sock
- a cloth mask
- a charging base for my K6
- extra grip tape for my scooter
- new wheels for my scooter, that I have to figure out how to install
- my very broken Pinebuds Pro
- a chamoix, unopened, and the canister for a second
- the solar charging case for my now broken Storm2
- my HHKB
- the previous, slightly broken keyboard for my Acer Aspire One
- a Famicom DS system (not the Disk System but the Nintendo DS attachment)
- Super Mario Bros. for the Nintendo Famicom
- a prescription bottle full of screws and miscellaneous small parts
- a piece of paperclip I sometimes bend into shapes to try to burn into my skin
  (burning your skin in a way that visibly scars, using a lighter and
  paperclip, takes patience I don't have - I can't hold the pin on the light
  long enough before I crave it too bad)

Under that box is a second box, my rags box that I use for patches and stuff,
that has
- my old work hat
- a work shirt I never liked
- my Wendys hat
- my Wendys shirt
- a cleaing rag
- another sleeping bag bag for my previous sleeping bag which is currently at
  my grandparents'
- my previous set of underwear (3 pairs and they sucked)

Beyond these I have
- pu, ku, and su
- a Baofeng UV-5R I've gotta ship to my sidekick
- a sweater
- a 10" Samsung tablet
- a Google Pixel 3A
- my wallet
- a Hello Kitty scrunchie
- my belt
- SD cards, an SD card reader
- earplugs
- another lighter
- an MP3 player
- another roll of climber's tape
- glasses
- a micro USB cable attached to a USB-A port USB-C plug adapter
- parts for my glasses
- a case with the needles for my sewing kit and a razor for cutting seams
- a Sharpie or two
- various paper notes
- a bottle of lotion
- a Razor scooter
- a USB-C cable and AC adapter
- an Acer Aspire One and charger
- two pairs of wired earbuds
- a can of WD-40

and the clothes on my body which are
- a pair of gym pants
- a bra
- a pair of socks

and some clothes in the washer which are
- a pair of socks
- a pair of pants
- a shirt

and
- a television
- 50m of 550 line
- an RF modulator
- an iFixit Kit with most items swapped for better tools

and that's it, that's everything I own in the state of Colorado.

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