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|/ |(_|| | * of a depraved lunatic

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2023-09-25

horizontal six letters; poly pollinators
that's a bee threesome. right!
shit you sunk my battleship
red peg in hole strike

vertical nine letters; alley alligators
that's a crocodile dealer. nice,
i want a pet reptile
but the vet bills are so high

i keep pissing washing my hands stepping out
my fly is down
i can't finish jack shit
and it's written on my frown
can you bind my knees together and sit me at my writers chair
and bring me coffee daily
and can you pet my floofy hair? no!
well i can't write about that
in a magazine like this
you're describing graphic violence
I write a nature column for the kids
you're reprehensibe
defending serial killers who pass laws
it's upsetting to my senses
from my cat ears to my paws

pin me by my bee wings 'cause the hive is dying out
repopulate our hexing nest babe breed me til the sun is down
no really! i'm so fucking weak i don't work out and i'm so pettable
tie me up take out a knife and then do something reprehensible

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