THE WRITER MUST EAT -> patreon.com/trn1ty <- | \ | | blah! |\ | `\|\ | the rantings and ravings |/ |(_|| | * of a depraved lunatic <^> 2023-07-06 Trinity's bean burritos All ingredients should go in separate bowls. Get some paper bowls if you don't have enough bowls. Plates are okay if you're careful. You'll need bowls for everybody's burritos, too - a decentish cereal bowl will fit threeish of these bad boys. Flour tortillas. Good sized ones. One burrito should be a decent lunch, not just a snack; these aren't taquitos. Beans. Black beans. NOT baked beans, MAYBE refried beans. This is your base ingredient so don't fuck it up. Beans are awesome and you should eat more of them. Rice if you want it. Beans are your main ingredient, do not crowd out the beans. Perhaps spice the rice with salt, pepper, turmeric; don't overdo it, your burrito should have more flavor than the powders that compensate for the rice. A red bell pepper. Slice the top off with the stem and scoop out the inside, removing the white parts and the seeds. Slice from the top to get those nice rings of red bell pepper, keep intact or slice in fourths depending on preference. A green bell pepper. Follow the red bell pepper instructions. I didn't even use separate bowls for them. Jalapeño. The corner store near me only sells them in packs of three. Chop off the stem and then cut circles including the core and seeds; the seeds contain the most capsaicin which makes them spicy. The jalapeño is there for kick and flavor. An onion. Chop off the ends and chop from the middle to get those nice circle sections, then dice. One onion will get you eight burritos, more burritos, and then more onion. I don't know what I'm gonna do with all this onion and I only bought one. Pre-made store salsa if you want it. You're already doing three peppers so why dice tomatoes too? This is a shit ton of ingredients that fit the cuisine thrown into a jar with sugar and sold as chip dip but you can put it in your burritos and it'll work well. Assembly For each burrito: Put a tortilla on a bowl. Press the center of the tortilla into the bowl. Put a fair amount of black beans, salsa, onion, peppers, rice, jalapeño, and whatever else I mentioned into the tortilla. Don't put too much but put enough that you're not hungry after one or two. Fold the leftmost and rightmost edges of the circle about two centimeters in towards the center to stop the filling from leaking out while you chow. Fold the topmost edge of the circle down as far as you can without moving the filling. Roll the filling part of the burrito onto the remaining unfolded section. Serving I microwaved each burrito for a minute or two until it was hot to the touch. Sriracha or some other sauce as dip. Unnecessary but I like it. Dietary considerations This dish is vegan and halal. Replace the flour tortilla with a corn tortilla in case of allergy; for other ingredients, in case of allergy do without. Waste Wrappers aren't reuseable. Throw waste from onion, peppers, jalapeño, and any other vegetables into compost or outside for birds (except rice). Price I didn't keep my receipt so prices are from a local supermarket as of 2023-07-06: $4.00 flour tortillas (8) $2.00 black beans (20oz) $2.00 red bell pepper $2.00 green pepper $0.75 jalapeño $1.50 white onion $4.50 pre-made salsa $16.75 total for 8 burritos; ~$2.10 each I had some onion, pepper, and salsa left over, so I put the onion and pepper in the salsa and will have it with tortilla chips tomorrow. Sriracha and rice are staples most kitchens will already have so I didn't include their prices; they're optional anyway. <^> No rights reserved, all rights exercised, rights turned to lefts, left in this corner of the web.